This is guaranteed to be totally random. If you can find a theme here, you can be president of my imaginary book club. About which more later. Or not. Who knows? In any case, make sure you click on the pretty picture above after reading, and go visit the Un Mom and her random friends.
Our friends are taking their toddlers to all kinds of classes and events and I'm like, "Well, we would love to go, but that's during nap time" and they're all, "how about..." and I'm, "Yeah, that's also nap time." I have tried to feel conflicted about denying them hours of potentially enriching consciousness, but it won't stick.
People always say, when officiously spewing platitudes about life, "No one looks back on their life and says, 'gee, I wish I would have spent more time at the office.'" But do people look back on their lives and say, "Gee, I wish I would have spent more time napping"? I think you know the answer.*
*A: Hells Yeah