My post appears today, as the grand finale of her great experiment. I'm honored to have been asked to participate--doubly so to have been given the final slot. It's exactly like being the headlining act at Lollapalooza*
[cue dream sequence music]
The white hot spotlight sears into my pallid flesh as the feedback from the mountain of Marshall speaker cabinets evolves into the grinding opening chords of my signature jam. The crowd roars with recognition and adulation. The crotch of my sweaty leather pants strains as I hoist my alligator boot up onto the monitor and grab the scarf-festooned mic stand...
*Not really. I only ended up in the last spot because I was the last slacker to submit my post. Still, that's pretty rock 'n' roll, right?