Man! Was that a great game, or what? Those [name of team]s really [phrase describing result of the contest]ed the [other team]'s ass! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. And the commercials? Hilarious! Those cheerleaders weren't too hard on the eyes either, right? *wink, wink*
And, oh, how the light beer and warm nacho cheesefoodproduct did flow, as my homies and I enjoyed the spectacle that was the Superbowl of American Football MXLIIIXXX! [confirm Roman numerals before publishing]
Yup...it was just me and my boys, hangin' out in the mancave: Dave-O, Jim-Jim, Lugnut, Hank, and Frankie "Dostoyevsky" Rizzo. Dave-O showed up with a wheelbarrow full of hot dogs, and Lugnut brought a pony keg on a real pony! This is gonna be the best time ever, I...I...
I'm sorry. I...I just can't do this.
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I'm training the kids so that next time they can build their own bikes.