Tuesday, February 8, 2011

How 'bout that awesome sports team?

 I'm posting at Aiming Low today, so please go check it out and tell me what a pansy I am for not loving football.




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Man!  Was that a great game, or what?  Those [name of team]s really [phrase describing result of the contest]ed the [other team]'s ass!  I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.  And the commercials?  Hilarious! Those cheerleaders weren't too hard on the eyes either, right? *wink, wink*

And, oh, how the light beer and warm nacho cheesefoodproduct did flow, as my homies and I enjoyed the spectacle that was the Superbowl of American Football MXLIIIXXX! [confirm Roman numerals before publishing]

Yup...it was just me and my boys, hangin' out in the mancave: Dave-O, Jim-Jim, Lugnut, Hank, and Frankie "Dostoyevsky" Rizzo.  Dave-O showed up with a wheelbarrow full of hot dogs, and  Lugnut brought a pony keg on a real pony! This is gonna be the best time ever, I...I...
I'm sorry.  I...I just can't do this.

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Here's a special exclusive video for Beta Dad readers only.  Screw those Aiming Low readers.

I'm training the kids so that next time they can build their own bikes.

6 comments:

  1. Will you ever just be posting on your own blog again? Sigh...I get blocked at work when I try to link over to the other stuff and, let's face it, reading your stuff is WAY more important that working!

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  2. @Urban--Yeah, that's one of the few tasteful wooden toys the kids have.

    @Sarah P--supposedly.

    @Mel--See, I feel guilty about that. I swear I'll try to post here more often!

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  3. I just left and award for you on my blog.

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  4. Oh my gosh, every time I think your kids are the cutest thing ever, you go and post something like that! Adorable! I am so clucky right now.

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