Thursday, July 28, 2011

Compromises, Sketchy Kitchen Practices, and Men who Work Almost as Much as Women

I'm afraid I don't have time for a real post here this week, although I really wanted to tell you about the time we ate veal out of a nice lady's suitcase on a train in Hungary and washed it down with moonshine from the soda bottles she had in her purse.  I'm trying to sleep more, which means writing a little less.  It's kind of working, except when the kids conspire against me.

So if you want to read some new stuff I wrote, here's what you do:


Click here to read about how I compromised my principles in order to keep the kids quiet in the car.

Click here to read about how you can save time and energy in the kitchen by cooking like a broke-ass college kid.

Click here to read about some new research that says men work almost as many combined hours (at work+at home) as women.

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These aren't brand new posts, but I want to make sure everyone who might be interested checks them out.  It would be great if you could take a second to "like," tweet, stumble, Google+ (whatever that means), etc., because if they get a lot of traffic, it might mean a sweet gig for me as a featured contributor on Man of the House. 


Learn from a mostly pretty okay contractor how to avoid scumbags when hiring people to work on your house.

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Oops!  I totally forgot to mention that I started writing for a new humor website that's a spinoff of Aiming Low. (You probably didn't notice that I had forgotten if you're reading this for the first time, which, let's face it, why would you read this a second time?).  It's called Insert Eyeroll, and here's my first piece on it.

Thanks for reading!


2 comments:

  1. just had to read the first one.. btw dvd players sure have gone up in price... tell her she should of checked out Target or costco....

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  2. btw, you are hilarious, mr. holier-than-thou-dada

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